An Aussie woman has shocked two radio hosts after sharing her threesome gone wrong.
Phoning into Triple J’s The Hookup program, hosts Pip Rasmussen and Dee Salmin were left speechless after the caller revealed she “went home with a couple and they broke up while I was there, naked, between them”.
“Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,” Rasmussen told her. “Take it from the top.”
“So, we went to, like, a dating event, and I had met these two lovely, sexy humans,” the woman began.
“And we had made out and [I] had been invited to their home. And then when we were having some fun back at their place, they then got upset with one another and proceeded to break up while I was sitting between them.”
Salmin interjected, saying: “I’m just picturing all three of you naked, sitting on the bed.”
To which the woman responded: “Oh no, they were clothed.”
“But you were naked?” Salmin asked.
To which Rasmussen said: “Oh no, that makes it so much worse. You’re like, ‘Should I put a bra on or …?’”
The woman’s state of undress was far from the most awkward part, however.
“Oh guys, she was like, ‘Boy, get out of here [to her boyfriend]. I want to talk to this random girl that I picked up tonight’,” she recalled.
“I’m like, OK, great. Love this. She’s told me all these things that she’s upset about, I’m like, OK, I’m going to go tell him these things to communicate for you, because you’re not doing that.”
“You’ve suddenly become the mediator in this fight,” Rasmussen said.
“Literally,” the woman responded. “She says something nasty to him, and he freaks out, and he’s like, ‘I’m done. I’m done with this. We’re done.’ I’m like, OK, I’m just going to go. Goodbye.”
Rasmussen ended the segment by declaring that, if she’d been in the same situation, she “would be sending them an invoice immediately”.
The reaction of most listeners was equally as mortified, with one commenting on the segment: “That … is my greatest fear.”
“Should be called the naked negotiator,” someone else joked.
Others, however, suggested the woman’s experience was far from uncommon.
“We’ve all been there sis,” one commented.
“Same thing happened to me. But they were engaged,” a second wrote.
“I can beat that. Old love smashed up the house including the glass dining table while I’m wearing nothing but her lingerie … I still have it as a token of my stupidity,” a third said.